TeenTelevision: So, Stewie, are you excited to be back on the air?

Stewie: Oh, absolutely. I can't wait for the royalty checks to start pouring in. I'm gonna get me a big wheel, and a Hungry-Hungry Hippos, and some weapons grade plutonium.

TeenTelevision: What about the season premiere? Any inside scoop?

Stewie: Well, I pee in Brian's face and I get to spank Chris. It's an extravaganza.

TeenTelevision: Any exciting guest stars this season?

Stewie: Absolutely. We have Robert Downey Jr. Terribly talented young man. James Woods. He was a hoot. Drew Barrymore. She's come a long way from "ET," I can tell you that. And Jessica Biel, who's come a long way from "Seventh Heaven," if you know what I mean. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink. We totally made out. It was an above the waist party. And my hand was the guest of honor. Not really. But, one of our animators drew a picture of her in a bikini, and we passed it around the office. It was classic.

TeenTelevision: What else is going on this year?

Stewie: Let's see. The Fat Man finds out he's legally retarded. Meg is deflowered by a well-known celebrity - I won't tell you which one, you'll have to watch. And Brian and I take a cross country trip with Quagmire in his "Winnebango."

TeenTelevision: So, do you think you'll ever actually kill Lois?

How about this? We'll do this again next year, and if Lois is still alive, I owe you a root beer.